You know what I hate about plain ol' regular pictures? They're way too flimsy.
I mean, it's 2012 for goodness sake! All the movies said we'd be putting pictures onto some sort of high-tech supermetal that's indestructible and good for the environment. Instead, here we are on the brink of the Mayan end of days, and we're still printing out our photos onto that same slightly-oily paper, getting them all smudgy, tearing them, burning them in house fires, losing them in the coming doomsday... it's a shame, really.
Plus, they're absolutely no good to use as paperweights, doorstops, or any other reason one might want to have a conveniently large, hefty object.
We might not be living in that future quite yet, but we've got the next best thing today in the form of 3D Crystal Pictures. Your dreams of having photographs that are totally solid and indestructible can finally be fulfilled! You can take any standard picture and have it transformed into a block of solid crystal, with the picture etched inside it.
You think the apocalypse might be coming? Baby, a 3D Crystal Picture will survive it. Historians to come will be admiring your children, your gerbil, or even your favorite hat for all of eternity.
And did I mention that these 3D Crystal Pictures are really Three-Dee? Yep! They might not stay in color (though we're working on that...), but instead, you can take a 2D image and be able to see all around it. In fact, through this amazing technology, you can even see what your picture looks like from behind! I bet you thought there was nothing back there besides a date stamp and some coffee stains.
Oh yeah, no coffee stains on these suckers either. That's just a little bonus.
So, if you're looking to take those boring, flat, non-3D, totally apocalypse-prone photographs you've got lying around and turn them into something thick, heavy, 3D, and almost totally indestructible, think about turning them into 3D Crystal Pictures.
And then future generations of archaeologists will thank you for your contribution to the fossil record.
